The San Antonio Zoo Will Name A Rat After Your Ex And Feed It To A Snake On Valentine’s Day

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Not everybody is in the mood for Valentine’s Day this year. If you happen to be more spiteful than romantic at this point in your life, you may want to turn your attention to the San Antonio zoo on February 14th, 2020. After all, they are willing to name a rat after your ex and then feed it to one of their snakes.

You might just find that it takes some of the pressure off and it is well worth the price of only $25. As the icing on the cake, the entire event will be live-streamed for you, so if you don’t live in San Antonio, you can still see it anywhere with an Internet connection.

This may sound like a dream come true, but what if you don’t want to spend $25? I have good news for you. You only have to spend $5 because they will feed a cockroach named after your ex to a bird or other animal at the zoo. This also makes a great gift on a budget.

The announcement from the San Antonio zoo took place on Facebook. They wanted to run a promotion, but they weren’t expecting it to get more than 1000 reactions and 1000 shares. Some 500 people have also commented.

“This Valentine’s Day, we are hosting the first-ever ‘Cry Me a Cockroach’ event,” reads the post. “You can name a live cockroach, and we’ll serve it up as a snack to one of our animals. If your ex was a snake, you could even name a rat, and we’ll feed it to a reptile!”

For more information, you can visit the website and purchase either a rat or a cockroach to be named after your ex. You can also get the information on the live-stream that you will, no doubt, want to watch.

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